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Year 2007 Bumper Quiz

Have you been paying attention this year? Try these 50 crackers from our Crimbo quizmistress, Allegra Stratton

A year of living dangerously?
 
Question 1 Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty came to the UK this year and said: 'These once dignified animals ... are forced into the ring to perform tricks which make no sense and are upsetting to them.' What was she talking about?
 
  Boxing
  The inethical treatment of animals
  Big Brother, series III, day VII
  Lord of the Rings
 
Question 2 Who told reporters outside their home: 'I've won all the prizes in Europe, every fucking one, so I'm delighted to win them all. It's a royal flush.'
 
  Jodie Foster
  Doris Lessing
  Lewis Hamilton
  Al Gore
 
Question 3 Who said: 'I have certainly not abandoned my ambition to be boring?'
 
  Vince Cable
  Alistair Darling
  Donna Air
  Mervyn King
 
Question 4 When asked about the prospect of 'gender-neutral' language in parliament, who replied: 'A chair is a piece of furniture ... I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.'
 
  Betty Boothroyd
  Ann Widdecombe
  Jacqui Smith
  Shirley Williams
 
Question 5 Newsreader Mika Brzezinski broke down on TV, shredded her script and made an apology about a story she was being forced to run. What was the story?
 
  The death of Anna Nicole Smith
  Paris Hilton's release from prison
  Britney Spears's new album
  News of yet another Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt adoption
 
Question 6 'You lose your temper very easily. To be president of the republic, you must remain calm.' Who was lecturing who?
 
  Napoleon to Nicolas Sarkozy in a dream as retold by Sarkozy on the eve of his election victory
  Jacques Chirac to Nicolas Sarkozy
  Giscard d'Estaing to Nicholas Sarkozy
  Nicolas Sarkozy to Ségolène Royale
 
Question 7 What were Tony Blair's last words to parliament?
 
  'Farewell'
  'Thank you and goodnight'
  'The end'
  'Goodbye'
 
Question 8 Spain's King Juan Carlos apparently said to the Venezuelan president, Hugo Chávez: 'Why don't you just shut up.' What had Chávez done?
 
  Called Spain's former prime minister a fascist
  Called the king a fascist
  Suggested the king nationalise the rioja industry
  Called the Spanish queen a fascist
 
Question 9 'I was on a plane to South Africa last week and there was a form to fill in that had the category 'occupation' and I really didn't know what to put.' Who said this?
 
  Alastair Campbell
  Oprah Winfrey
  Robert Mugabe
  Bill Gates
 
Question 10 Amy Winehouse insisted she didn't have a drink habit. What did she say?
 
  'I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem with gauging quantity'
  'I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem with my husband'
  'I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem with me that comes out when I drink'
  'I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem with liquids'
 
Question 11 When Russell Brand presented the Brit Awards he gave some advice. Fill in the blanks: 'Don't take drugs or you might end up __________.'
 
  'Leader of the Tories'
  'Like me'
  'Pete Doherty'
  'Happy'
 
Question 12 'It seems like a really original and interesting read.' Thanks, but no thanks. Penguin Books rejected what classic novel when it was submitted in disguise?
 
  Sense and Sensibility
  Crime and Punishment
  Pride and Prejudice
  The Brothers Karamazov
 
Question 13 According to Lib Dem MP for Portsmouth South, Mike Hancock, this man had been 'shafted by a shower of shits'. Who is he?
 
  Steve McClaren
  Ming Campbell
  Sir Ian Blair
  Gordon Brown
 
Question 14 The Sun was embarrassed when its front-page picture of a great white shark supposedly taken by an amateur fisherman in the sea off Cornwall turned out to have been:
 
  Mocked up using Photoshop software
  Snapped by the fisherman while on holiday in South Africa
  Staged using a small plastic toy in the man's bathtub
  Downloaded from the web
 
52 weeks is a long time in politics
 
Question 15 Who lost his bearings at Westminster this summer?
 
  John Bercow MP
  Big Ben
  Patrick Mercer MP
  Quentin Davies MP
 
Question 16 Vince Cable's attack on Gordon Brown was the second time this year the character Mr Bean had haunted a Scottish politician, with a very similar surname. What was the first?
 
  One of the British sailors taken hostage by Iran was teased for not looking enough like Mr Bean
  One of the Royal Navy sailors taken hostage by Iran was teased for resembling Mr Bean
  Rowan Atkinson did an impression of foreign office minister Mark Malloch Brown as Mr Bean
  Rowan Atkinson did an impression of Des Browne
 
Question 17 The position of deputy leader of the Labour party was decided by what voting system?
 
  D'Hondt method
  Alternative voting system
  Borda count
  Condorcet method
 
Question 18 How long did it take for Gordon Brown to first ring Alex Salmond after he assumed the role of Scotland's first minister?
 
  The next day
  The very same day
  16 days later
  A fortnight later
 
Question 19 David Miliband became the second-youngest British foreign secretary ever. Who was the youngest?
 
  David Owen
  Geoffrey Howe
  Denis Healey
  Margaret Beckett
 
Question 20 Adam Smith features on the new £20 notes. What do Smith and Gordon Brown have in common?
 
  Born in Kirkcaldy, Scotland
  Both support Hamilton Academicals
  Their height, 6ft 2in high
  Both kidnapped by gypsies at age four
 
Question 21 What idea wasn't proposed by John Redwood's economic competitiveness policy group?
 
  Putting rubber wheels on commuter trains
  Letting cars turn left at red traffic lights
  Mandatory health and safety assessments at work
  Letting cars use bus lanes
 
Question 22 If Gordon Brown had called an election in the autumn, and lost, he would have spent the least time in No 10 since who?
 
  Sir Alec Douglas-Home
  Anthony Eden
  Andrew Bonar Law
  George Canning
 
Question 23 What politician made a statement by not turning his back as he walked away from her majesty at the Queen's Speech this year?
 
  Jack Straw
  Charles Clarke
  Andy Burnham
  Tony Blair
 
Question 24 What did Ming Campbell call Boris Johnson's campaign to become London mayor?
 
  Bluest suicide note in history
  Blondest suicide note in history
  Funniest suicide note in history
  Poshest suicide note in history
 
Question 25 Which party hasn't used the slogan 'British jobs for British workers' this year?
 
  Liberal Democrats
  National Front
  Labour
  BNP
 
Monarchy
 
Question 26 Helen Mirren won an Oscar this year for her performance as her majesty in The Queen. But what makes the actor feel uncomfortable?
 
  Being watched
  Wearing ermin
  Being respected
  Wearing a crown
 
Question 27 'It's on and off and on and off like a bride's nightie.' What was Tory MP Desmond Swayne talking about?
 
  The lights in Buckingham Palace
  Prince Harry's tour of duty in Iraq
  Queen Elizabeth II's abdication
  Prince William's relationship with Kate Middleton
 
Question 28 In 2007 the Prince of Wales finally admitted he had made a habit of talking to what for years?
 
  Presidents
  Other princes
  People
  Plants
 
Question 29 How did George Bush offend the Queen when she visited America in May?
 
  Suggested their dogs have a play-fight
  Suggested she was alive in 1776
  Suggested she was about to abdicate
  Suggested she was anti-monarchy
 
Question 30 Evidence given to the Diana inquest suggested the princess thought she needed a relationship with Dodi Fayed like what?
 
  Another interview with Martin Bashir
  An infusion of blood
  A hole in the head
  A rash on her face
 
Doing God
 
Question 31 Welsh Hindus advised what to 'come back as a human next time'?
 
  A horse
  A turkey
  A pig
  A cow
 
Question 32 What or who has been credited with increasing the number of female vicars?
 
  More comfortable dog collars
  Competitive pay
  Generous childcare provision
  Dawn French
 
Question 33 What did John Humphrys say he would say to God if he turned up on the BBC's Today programme?
 
  'To whom are you accountable?'
  'I don't want to interview you'
  'Prove it'
  'Why are you lying to me?'
 
Money Problems
 
Question 34 'As long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance. We're still dancing.' That was July and he resigned in November. Who was he?
 
  Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia
  Chuck Prince
  Prince Charles
  Prince
 
Question 35 Private equity player Nick Ferguson exposed the iniquities of the tax system by saying he paid less tax than who?
 
  His nanny
  His wife
  His cleaner
  His employees
 
Question 36 Who has a mortgage with Northern Rock?
 
  Jonny Wilkinson
  Jack Straw
  Alistair Darling
  Tony Blair
 
Question 37 'I no longer travel with suitcases... considering that compensation for one lost Louis [Vuitton] is a paltry £850, which barely pays for the suitcase'. Which moneybags said this?
 
  Cheryl Tweedy
  Tara Palmer Tomkinson
  Victoria Beckham
  Joan Collins
 
Question 38 'I'll give some speeches just to replenish the ol' coffers. I don't know what my dad gets. It's more than $50,000 to $75,000 a speech.' Who does this post-career plan belong to?
 
  Tony Blair
  Vladimir Putin
  George W Bush
  Jacques Chirac
 
Question 39 How much does the world's most expensive cocktail cost?
 
  £25,000
  £15,000
  £45,000
  £35,000
 
The land beyond Dover
 
Question 40 Quoting Franklin D Roosevelt's 'Son of a Bitch' line got what newspaper in trouble with Pakistan?
 
  Mirror
  Times
  Sun
  Daily Telegraph
 
Question 41 Trains crossed what border for the start of the first scheduled service in 50 years?
 
  North-South Korea
  Pakistan-India
  China-Burma
  Israeli-Palestinian
 
Question 42 An American woman secured the top job and described it as 'crashing through the marble ceiling'. Who is she and what was the position?
 
  Nancy Pelosi on her appointment as Speaker of the US House of Representatives
  Irene Rosenfeld to the top of Kraft
  Hillary Clinton on her appointment as a Democratic contender for the White House
  Indra Nooyi to the top of Pepsi
 
Question 43 The band played which song as the Pakistan president, Pervez Musharraf, relinquished power as army chief?
 
  Wish Me Luck as You Wave Me Goodbye
  Auld Lang Syne
  The Final Countdown
  Eye Of The Tiger
 
Question 44 Hindus and the EU were at loggerheads this year over what symbol?
 
  Sticking two fingers up
  EU's use of yellow stars
  Euro sign
  Hindus' use of the swastika
 
Question 45 In April it emerged that whole forests in the Democratic Republic of Congo were being sold for what?
 
  A few bags of sugar
  A few bags of wheat
  A gallon of oil
  A shipment of Nike trainers
 
Question 46 October 24 2007 was the anniversary of Burmese pro-democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi's house arrest. How many years did it mark?
 
  4
  10
  8
  12
 
The end
 
Question 47 He achieved notoriety for insisting the Gulf war didn't happen, and he died in March. Who was he?
 
  Jean Baudrillard
  Kurt Vonnegut
  Richard Rorty
  Robert C Solomon
 
Question 48 The film director Antonioni died in the same week as what other great film director?
 
  Quentin Tarantino
  Robert Altman
  Gus Van Sant
  Ingmar Bergman
 
Question 49 'I am an admirer of Adolf Hitler ... Not everything about him, of course. I deplore his gas chambers and Gestapo as much as anyone, but I admire him for the things he got right, which I reckon was about 50%.' The man who said this died in June. Who was he?
 
  Bernard Matthews
  Bernard Manning
  Bernard Kouchner
  Bernard Crick
 
Question 50 Evel Knievel died on the last day of November. Over the course of his stuntman career he broke a world record how many bones in his body?
 
  87
  22
  63
  40
 
 


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